WEEKLY ANNOUNCEMENTS:
This post didn’t go out on a Tuesday. Oopsies.
An insanely gay issue of Wonder Woman came out last week. Cassidy is still recovering from the shock.
Cassidy bought a handmade ceramic berry bowl. Life changing.
The Florida Panthers are Stanley Cup champions. We’re grateful it wasn’t the Edmonton Oilers. AMERICA IS BETTER AT HOCKEY.
WE FINISHED LEGO STAR WARS FORTNITE YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE THE EFFORT THAT GOES INTO FINISHING THAT GAME BUT WE DID IT.
Isabella and Cassidy will each be ranking the Star Wars movies for y’all this week. They are NOT interested in criticisms or explaining themselves. xoxo (Isabella takes full responsibility for our oops this week. delayed flights completely ruined the vibe and plans sry 😔)
Cassidy’s Star Wars Movie Ranking:
Episode IV: A New Hope
Episode VI: Return of the Jedi
Rogue One
Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back
Episode II: Attack of the Clones
Episode III: Revenge of the Sith
Episode I: The Phantom Menace
Episode VII: The Force Awakens
The Clone Wars
Solo
Episode VIII: The Last Jedi
Episode IX: The Rise of Skywalker
Isabella’s Ratings (she won’t be doing roman numerals because those raise her heart rate, similar to doing physics problems)
Return of the Jedi
The Empire Strikes Back
Revenge of the Sith (we said no explanations but please hear me out: ewan mcgregor in the last 40 minutes…I sobbed. A lot.)
A New Hope
The Force Awakens
Attack of the Clones
The Last Jedi
The Rise of Skywalker
The Phantom Menace (better than The Nun 2, but borderline unwatchable)
What Else Has Cassidy Read This Week Reviewed By Emojis?
A Five-Letter Word for Love by Amy James - 😮💨🤔😄
‘Salem’s Lot by Stephen King - 😧🫣🥴😶